Steve, Steven Xodiak
He ain't never coming
He ain't never coming back
Screenage cyberspaceman
A psychic to the stars
He liked to scam their fortune
And read their tarot cards
But then one day a stranger
Took him by surprise
Steve, Steven Xodiak
He ain't never coming
He ain't never coming back
Screenage psychopath
He ain't never coming
He ain't never coming back
She said she wants to be a god
An angel dressed in flares
She hacked away his future
And she threw him down the stairs
Now Steve's a real spaceman
He lives up in the stars
Steve, Steven Xodiak
He ain't never coming
He ain't never coming back
Screenage psychopath
He ain't never coming
He ain't never coming back
From Ectoplasm City
Consulting from afar
Steven tells your fortune
Don't need no tarot cards
Just call the Sci-Kick Network
On 1-900-MARS
Steve, Steven Xodiak
He ain't never coming
He ain't never coming back
Screenage psychopath
He ain't never coming
He ain't never coming back
He ain't never coming
He ain't never coming back
He ain't never coming
He ain't never coming back